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Upon the realization that neither of them has had sexual relations in a while they start toying with the idea of sleeping together.They refer to their friendship as "this" and sexual intercourse as "that". Naw, I'm not ready for it."I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it's somebody's birthday, you know what I mean? How many times do we have to celebrate that someone was born? Every time he tries to make a move, something screws up. Did they find out that WOO-WOO was a more effective siren than WAAAH? I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. That's all you've done, as far as I can tell.""Look at George - he's on his ninth date with Betsy, he still hasn't gotten anywhere with her. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive.Tweet me and let me know your favorite – @Kramer Apartment Played by: Never appears on screen Appears in The Stock Tip Elaine tells Jerry and George that she is suffering from an allergic reaction to her boyfriend Robert’s cats.So she suggests that one of the ways she can get rid of the cats is to “rub ‘em out” and offers Jerry the job, but he refuses.
Like on their last date, they were on the couch, but she was sitting on his wrong side.""You know what I've never understood? When I was a kid, it was always 'WAAAAAH WAAAAAH' and now it's 'WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO'. ""No, when I shoo squirrels away, I always say 'Get out of here." I never ever throw things at them and try to injure them like other people." "That's nice." "Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street, I never ever stare at them, and yet I'm careful not to look away, see, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable.""Why did it all turn out like this for me? It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong.
He is proven right when Jerry and Elaine get into an argument over the second rule: "spending the night." Jerry eventually does not spend the night, leaving their agreement on shaky terms.
With Elaine's birthday coming up Jerry has to decide on what to get her.
Eventually Elaine gives Robert an ultimatum, and he ends up choosing the cats.
Played by: Jerry Seinfeld Appears in The Stakeout Jerry and Elaine officially dated years ago, but they have relapsed on a few occasions.